Jokes That Will Make Day
King Phrost
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A boy asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said,
"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults
and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother,
asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys
then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied,
"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says,
"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman
goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says,
"You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more
forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should
start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told
her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she
said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream."
She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream
"Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you
want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she
wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down,"
she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream
with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and
spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out
to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at
the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom
asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because
I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said,
"Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was
'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"
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